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I will start trying to be a better lj-friend and reply to all the things I'm behind with, but first? THE LJ AWARDS.

I'm browsing through the categories (and honestly. Biggest Drama Queen. Most Annoying. Perviest. Most Likely to Run into a Stationary Bus. THESE are categories. :D)

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That´s going to bring so much wank! I can´t wait to read it all at F_W ;P

Oh, yes! *sighs in delight*

...I really am a bitch, ain't I.

If there were a category "Mosty likely to be 100 monkies working at 100 typewriters" I would totally nominate you! :OOOOO

(It's hard to keep up on comments.. To summarize what I haven't been saying as much as I should: I LOVE YOUR ART BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE RUN AWAY WITH ME AND BE MY BRIDE!)

We should create our own awards and give Bruni that award, no nominations, who could beat her?

And what would we give you, Barbara? Most likely to be a Squishy Penguin? :)

Well, if I were given that award, you'd be a shoe-in for Most likely to be Squished by a Penguin! ;)

Most likely to be Squished by a Penguin and a Monkey!

Honestly, you'd be Most likely to be Squished by the Whole Wide World. :D

But I don't want to share! *CLINGS POSSESIVELY*

*lips wobbling*

Butbutbut!

Oh no I'd have to share with you! Since we just determined we are soulmates, and all! XD

NOW you can be sure you'll have dinner. XD

(Otherwise, I might even have locked the fridge... ;P and stole your wallet in the process, so that you couldn't cheat and have dinner outside. :D)

(I'm going to be a real bitch as a wife... XDDD)

EXCELLENT! GO BAKE ME A PIE!

(If you did, I'd just have to put on my wifebeater and sit in front of the TV watching football.)

(I can be just as bad of a husband! XDDD)

*beats wooden spoon on hand*

Did you say anything, darling (because sometimes I do remember to clos italics tags)?

:P

I said I love you?

And bake me a pie! >:0

I LOVE YOUR ART BUT I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE RUN AWAY WITH ME AND BE MY BRIDE!

*swoons*

(That's what girly girls do, right? I'm not too awfully informed.)

MUCH LOVE! :D

(We'll have to find a girly girl to ask! XDDD)

*CARRIES YOU OFF INTO THE SUNSET~*

(...that might be a problem. XD)

Wow, must be hard to carry an uncoscious body with you.. ;P

(yeah... *searches on google* XDDD)

Pfft! I had a year of hauling furniture at a thrift store for practice! You're nothing~ (But everything to mee~~~)

(XDDDDDDD found anything? Shall I start putting up notices around? XD "Girly girl wanted!")

...now I'm starting to get worried. You're not going to carry me around in "primitive men" style (i.e., by the hair), right? XD;

(I think that might be best. *nodnod*)

And I don't know.. we'll see if my arms get tired. XDDDDDD

(...while we're there, we might even start conducting experiments. Girly girls are such a strange</> thing... ;P)

(Better not mention that in the leaflet, though.)

...

*panicks girlishly*

(Like, "Seeking girly girls, for fun girly times! Dissection not involved! Lolz!!")

*drags* >D

Ouch!

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