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[kasche]

I am a sheep through and through. (And you don't want to know how much it took me to type that.)

The I Never! Meme.

(The I've Never Meme: instructions.)


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*looks around* Am I the only one who couldn't care less about the World Cup?

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Also, it's appallingly frustrating to read stories you're dying to draw fanart for, and knowing it's all too likely that you won't because, like, you don't have the time. Damn.

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Brought to you by the infamous Drabble-O-Matic:

A Marmalade In Time

On an idiotic and sexy morning, Remus sat on the bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Sirius to love someone with a hoarse anus?

Sloppily, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fluffy iridescent toast, all on a summer's day. I wish my Sirius would kiss me, in his own sad way..."

"Do you?" Sirius sat down beside Remus and put his hand on Remus's ankle. "I think that could be arranged."

Remus gasped huskily. "But what about my hoarse anus?"

"I like it," Sirius said slowly. "I think it's stalking."

They came together and their kiss was like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.

"I love you," Remus said quickly.

"I love you too," Sirius replied and kissed him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived brightly ever after.

Comments

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

I think it's stalking
???? Remus' hole is stalking? hhaha

I LOVE the ending ♥

[last-radio.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. These things are great.

And I don't care about the World Cup, but I'm an American, so I don't think that counts. It's more a default setting than an abnormality.

[aillil.livejournal.com]

*looks around* Am I the only one who couldn't care less about the World Cup?
Totally not! I wish football would get lost this instant!

The Drabbl-o-Matic is utterly fantastic! *giggles*

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

His penis ached in sorrow

Oh, it is a thing of beauty!

[alphatauri3791.livejournal.com]

Well, I care less than you do and I'm Italian, so it counts. LLL

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Is it or is it not the most beautiful thing ever? :D I hadn't planned to share, but at "His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love" I'd already changed idea. ;P

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! In that case I wouldn't be relevant, either. In Italy football (or soccer, I never know what I should call it) is eminently a men's sport. Women either don't care, or don't understand it.

I'm one of those who don't care. :P

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Really - I was torn between crying and laughing my head off. :D :D :D It was meant to be for my own amusement... but at the end I realized I was just cruel enough to inflict it on you, too. ;P

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Oh, isn't it beautiful? :D Someone totally should that in a fic, sooner or later.

Er. Considering the fandom I'm in, probably someone already has.

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Va be', è anche vero che la donna italiana in genere si dissocia dal calcio... ;D

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

You should draw a crying penis :P

It's brilliant! I LOVE YOU

[kasche.livejournal.com]

I keep telling myself I shouldn't cave in so easily.



:P


I'd also thought to make it flat out crying, but then the tears wouldn't be coming out from the, er, eyes.

And I decided I didn't really want to give a "ew gross!!1!1" warning to the page. ;P

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

Awww he's aching in sorrow, poor fellow!

hahahhahahhahaahhhahahaha

[jennashaped.livejournal.com]

oh lord. okay, now i remember why i friended you. i (heart) your art!

i laughed heartily at this one. really, i cracked up...awesome!

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! You're here for the batshit-crazy, then? Couldn't receive a better compliment. ;D

I'm really glad it made you laugh!