Quickest update:

Apart from the fact that I have so short a free time that it hardly makes sense to be writing here, I just wanted to say two things:

First, after colons caps are not required Alfie is not a movie, so much as one huge fanservice a hour and half long. One good enough that you hardly notice the sort-of-attempt at a plot. Because It's All About The Jude.

Secondly, my Remus is Paul Bettany. OH HE SO IS OMG. (if you're wondering where this is coming from, I saw Master and Commander.) Yeah, just in my mind, but... go on, go on, be a killjoy, would you?