A bit late, but here they are.

[kasche]

1. False. Nope, it wasn't me. The fact happened, but to Emanuele - who I may have mentioned before - and Simone - who I'm pretty sure I haven't. I was passing by with a friend at the time, but it was years ago... long before I actually started talking with him. What's best is that neither me nor my friend were surprised by this. (That they were stopped, I mean, not that they actually had drug of any kind with them.) And people wonder why I was (ok, am. shutupshutupshutup.) in love with the man.
   
   On the other hand, I guess I have too much of a "good girl face" for something like this to happen to me. You know, that's half the reason to my success with Parents Everywhere. :P



2. True. Yeah, I do.



3. True. Oh, like you wouldn't believe!



4. True. From the tender age of nine years old, to my... fifteen, I think. More or less. It was St. Francis' basilica's (in Assisi) choir and, incidentally, the first place where my 'crazy side' came out. I think it was because I didn't know almost anyone there. The choir fell apart after the earthquake, for reasons that aren't that clear even now.



5. False. Let me tell you something. If I'm on a beach and I'm not in the water, the only plausible reason is that I've just eaten. (or that it's period time.) It's impossible to keep me too far from water, be it sea, swimming pools, or bathtubs. Hey, I took a bath in Riccione's sea, of all places! Riccione! We're talking about brown water, here, if it's water at all!
   
   And about the getting a tan thing... well, I don't. I can't resist under the sun without moving.



6. False. Hmm. An example? I was listening to a song whose lyrics I didn't know, and half humming it to myself. One line came out of my mouth sounding like "I'm an ass." Appropriate, you'll say. Pity that the song was Manics' "Love Turn Us Under", and the line said "a tenderness." Then there was how I got " 'So God is dead', the teacher said" instead of "Nietzsche said" in (still Manics') "1985", and probably more, only I can't remember now. By the by, while shouting "HELP ME!" at the top of my lungs shouldn't be that hard, I can speak a few English - helping myself with gestures, though - thanks to an exchange we did in high school with a German school. You know, when you're not with your classmates, it's either sink or swim.



7. True. Yeah, true. And I walked on it, even if it did hurt. What can I say, I've always had more pride than common sense. (That, and I was 12 or 13. You can believe I wouldn't do that, now.) (And yeah, I haven't jumped down the stairs ever since. Guess why?)



8. False. I knew I should have signed up for that "creative lying" course. Well, it was either that or "a long time ago I drew a Snupin pic, only I felt too ashamed to ever tell anyone" (not on my death bed, people.), or "the first story plotline I ever conceived had both Sirius and Remus, but no slash to be found, not even under the carpet." (True, that. On the other hand, Remus' girl first turned mad and then died right before 1981, while Sirius got some only after Azkaban, and we know how long that lasted. (Only I didn't know yet, but...) I guess that was the Slash God rebelling. "Straight puppies? No way." Sort of.)



9. True. Nothing like something I've read somewhere, where eyes shifted from blue to brown to violet, but true. I think clear eyes often do that. It varies mostly from blue to green to gray, but I have no idea if it depends on the weather, my moods, or how I wake up in the morning. :P



10. False. What was I saying about the "creative lying" thing?

And about the 10bis... that's false as well. Because I haven't been deceiving you, what with putting monkeys everywhere like Jo said, have I? (What? You really thought I was human? Aww, come on.)