AHAHAHAHAHA, HUGE POST OF SQUEE, A-WAITIN' FOR MEEEEEE!! Here I cooooooome! Oh man oh man oh man.
Omg, how HARD did I tear up at Cuthbert's death scene? I had jou on the phone or IM to squee and flail during pretty much the whole series, but I abused the crap out of her in "Wolves." And that scene... OH MAN, THAT SCENE, BRUNI. Poor heartbroken Roland, shoots his mom AND his best friend and then watches his OTHER best friend die in his arms. Man is not having good luck, here. Nnnngh.
MAKE JOU SHOW YOU THE PICTURE SHE DREW ME OF ROLAND DANCING THE COMMALA. (I was sick and having a bad time of it and she drew me a picture to cheer me up... AND OH, IT'S BRILLIANT.) Seriously, you should have heard me squealing over that section, dude. I have such a boner for the hidden side of Roland, and him stage-diving might be my single favorite scene in the entire series. Ohman. And how about Oy, BOWING to the Calla-folken? I squeed. So much squee.
I'm seriously bummed that you didn't care for Father Callahan, though. Aww... The Pere! I loved the Pere. There isn't much I didn't love about the series, actually (and I only just finished the 7th book while Jo and I were in England) but I had such a boner for Pere Callahan. Even though I, too, wanted to break his teeth on the abortion thing. I dunno, I probably have a priest fetish or something, I'm gross...
Roland's ARTHRITIS OF DOOM. How hilarious is it that the Hero of the Ages (™) is being felled by goddamn arthritis? SO EPICALLY FUNNY, DUDE. I was flailing super-hard, though. The idea of Roland being undone by something like that just... hurt me, I guess, I dunno. ;;;_;;;
Omg, I forgot about Roland's Bag of Endless Random Crap! HAHAH, THAT MADE ME LAUGH TOO. And I totally didn't even make the Mary Poppins connection. XD
OH MY GOD, EDDIE WITHOUT HIS SUZE BROKE MY FUCKING HEART, DUDE. COULD NOT COPE. When he found the ring he'd carved for her? Totally teared up. Oh, my poor heart.
And HA HA HA, I TOOOOOOTALLY CALLED JO UP AT THAT EXACT LINE. He does that a lot and it drives me crazy. I'm like, GREAT, THANKS, now I am LOOKING FOR IT. JACKASS. aksdlfjalkgfhalkhhalfgjadflkj DAMN YOU SAI KING. Though I have to admit I loved the hell out of the confrontation scene between Roland, Eddie, & young Stephen King. I laughed pretty hard. For whatever reason, it didn't bother me. The rest of the story was already so weird, it didn't seem out of place. That, and the fact that he wrote himself as a bit of a drunken buffoon sort of made my life.
(Aside: Pouting!Roland is the BEST THING IN TIME, YES? Yes. Omg, the end of Wizard & Glass had me roooooolling in the aisles. ajskdfhagalskdfjas)
I totally just read the first 3 issues of "The Long Road Home" with Jo, too!! HAHAHAHA, I LOVE CUTHBERT AND ALAIN SO BAAAAAAAD. Their banter is made of fucking win.
.....I love you. Omg, thank you for FEELING my sudden, EPIC NEED to frolic in the Dark Tower fandom. I seriously haven't been affected by a fiction series like this since I got into Star Wars WHEN I WAS EIGHT. (Cue me writing endless, terrible Mary Sue Star Wars fic in middle school and high school. XD!!!! ) I have been completely happy with bandom for 3+ years and then, BAM. Eaten by the Dark Tower. WHERE IS THE FIC, GODDAMMIT?!? DO I HAVE TO DRIVE THIS CRACKVAN ALL BY MYSELF?!
...that being said, I'm totally 6,000+ words into a smutty DT fic set at the beginning of The Waste Lands. *shifty eyes*
I am totes going to post a huge squee-filled Dark Tower post when I get back to California, probably a day or two from now. I've been taking notes, dude. I have an OUTLINE. Epic. That is the word of the month. Ahahahaha.
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on 2008-06-04 06:00 pm (UTC)Omg, how HARD did I tear up at Cuthbert's death scene? I had
MAKE JOU SHOW YOU THE PICTURE SHE DREW ME OF ROLAND DANCING THE COMMALA. (I was sick and having a bad time of it and she drew me a picture to cheer me up... AND OH, IT'S BRILLIANT.) Seriously, you should have heard me squealing over that section, dude. I have such a boner for the hidden side of Roland, and him stage-diving might be my single favorite scene in the entire series. Ohman. And how about Oy, BOWING to the Calla-folken? I squeed. So much squee.
I'm seriously bummed that you didn't care for Father Callahan, though. Aww... The Pere! I loved the Pere. There isn't much I didn't love about the series, actually (and I only just finished the 7th book while Jo and I were in England) but I had such a boner for Pere Callahan. Even though I, too, wanted to break his teeth on the abortion thing. I dunno, I probably have a priest fetish or something, I'm gross...
Roland's ARTHRITIS OF DOOM. How hilarious is it that the Hero of the Ages (™) is being felled by goddamn arthritis? SO EPICALLY FUNNY, DUDE. I was flailing super-hard, though. The idea of Roland being undone by something like that just... hurt me, I guess, I dunno. ;;;_;;;
Omg, I forgot about Roland's Bag of Endless Random Crap! HAHAH, THAT MADE ME LAUGH TOO. And I totally didn't even make the Mary Poppins connection. XD
OH MY GOD, EDDIE WITHOUT HIS SUZE BROKE MY FUCKING HEART, DUDE. COULD NOT COPE. When he found the ring he'd carved for her? Totally teared up. Oh, my poor heart.
And HA HA HA, I TOOOOOOTALLY CALLED JO UP AT THAT EXACT LINE. He does that a lot and it drives me crazy. I'm like, GREAT, THANKS, now I am LOOKING FOR IT. JACKASS. aksdlfjalkgfhalkhhalfgjadflkj DAMN YOU SAI KING. Though I have to admit I loved the hell out of the confrontation scene between Roland, Eddie, & young Stephen King. I laughed pretty hard. For whatever reason, it didn't bother me. The rest of the story was already so weird, it didn't seem out of place. That, and the fact that he wrote himself as a bit of a drunken buffoon sort of made my life.
(Aside: Pouting!Roland is the BEST THING IN TIME, YES? Yes. Omg, the end of Wizard & Glass had me roooooolling in the aisles. ajskdfhagalskdfjas)
I totally just read the first 3 issues of "The Long Road Home" with Jo, too!! HAHAHAHA, I LOVE CUTHBERT AND ALAIN SO BAAAAAAAD. Their banter is made of fucking win.
.....I love you. Omg, thank you for FEELING my sudden, EPIC NEED to frolic in the Dark Tower fandom. I seriously haven't been affected by a fiction series like this since I got into Star Wars WHEN I WAS EIGHT. (Cue me writing endless, terrible Mary Sue Star Wars fic in middle school and high school. XD!!!! ) I have been completely happy with bandom for 3+ years and then, BAM. Eaten by the Dark Tower. WHERE IS THE FIC, GODDAMMIT?!? DO I HAVE TO DRIVE THIS CRACKVAN ALL BY MYSELF?!
...that being said, I'm totally 6,000+ words into a smutty DT fic set at the beginning of The Waste Lands. *shifty eyes*
I am totes going to post a huge squee-filled Dark Tower post when I get back to California, probably a day or two from now. I've been taking notes, dude. I have an OUTLINE. Epic. That is the word of the month. Ahahahaha.
*covers you with squishy smooches* EEEE!!! ♥