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kascheThursday is a very very bad day for internet free time - so bad that I've jst got time for this.
(I'm sorry it's in Italian. I am surely going to write an entry on it before the elections anyway - if anything to let out stress. Why can't it be Monday evening already?)
(Molto probabilmente e' solo una barzelletta. Leggetela come una barzelletta. :D)
(I added a note to the last post - there's something I had forgot to write and that someone noticed, making me very very happy. :D )
(I'm sorry it's in Italian. I am surely going to write an entry on it before the elections anyway - if anything to let out stress. Why can't it be Monday evening already?)
(Molto probabilmente e' solo una barzelletta. Leggetela come una barzelletta. :D)
Berlusconi ha reso pubblica la sua concezione di una buona meta' dell'elettorato, dichiarando: «Ho troppa stima per l'intelligenza degli italiani per credere che ci possono essere in giro tanti coglioni che votano per il proprio disinteresse.»
Mannheimer ha quindi assegnato la vittoria matematica all'Unione, osservando: «I coglioni sono necessariamente il doppio delle teste di cazzo.»
(I added a note to the last post - there's something I had forgot to write and that someone noticed, making me very very happy. :D )
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on 2006-04-06 11:18 am (UTC)Il commento di Mannheimer me l'ero perso, hehehe, sono fiera del fatto che sia un docente della facoltà che ho frequentato. :P
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on 2006-04-06 11:22 am (UTC)...pero' ieri sera ci ho riso un casino. XD
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on 2006-04-06 12:53 pm (UTC)(E io continuo a tenere le dita incrociate per Domenica e Lunedì. o_O)
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on 2006-04-06 07:04 pm (UTC)no subject
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on 2006-04-06 01:38 pm (UTC)It's really not a smart move to call 'boludos' (that's our word for coglioni :P) to the people who are going to post in a few days.
*crossing my fingers*
I love you *hugs*
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on 2006-04-07 09:45 am (UTC)He is getting desperate. I mean, the major, most sold Italian newspaper (Il Corriere della Sera), a few weeks ago declared he sided up with Prodi. Confindustria, the union of all Italian industrialists/entrepreneurs (!!!) is left-winged now, the surveys give him as loser... quite to be expected. But we're going way over the limit.
Honestly, I've reached the point when I can't hear any politician talk anymore.
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on 2006-04-06 09:51 pm (UTC)Non sapevo nulla della risposta...
Questo mi fa pensare solo che più basso non si può andare!
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on 2006-04-07 06:23 am (UTC)no subject
on 2006-04-07 10:08 am (UTC)Ok, non COSI' tanto. (Come vedi dall'icona, dopo tutto.)
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on 2006-04-07 09:47 am (UTC)Caaaaa-volo.
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on 2006-04-06 11:39 pm (UTC)"A lot probably e' only one joke. Leggetela like one joke. :D)
Berlusconi has rendered publishes its conception of one good meta' of the electorate, declaring: "I have too much esteem for intelligence of the Italians in order to believe that us they can be in turn many coglioni that vote for just the disinterestedness."
Mannheimer therefore has assigned the Victoria mathematical to the Union, observing: "the coglioni are necessarily the double quantity of the witness of haul."
I, uh, think I got the jist of it.
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on 2006-04-07 10:05 am (UTC)Berlusconi made know the opinion he holds of a good half of the electorate, declaring: «I think too highly of Italian people's intelligence to believe that there are so many pillocks around who would vote against their own interest.»
Mannheimer therefore assigned a mathematical victory to the Union, observing that: «Pillocks are necessarily twice the number of cockfaces.»
...the joke doesn't make any sense, until you know the our word for pillock (coglioni) literally means "man's balls". Which are necessarily two times their cocks, and their cocks' heads (teste di cazzo). (I tried cockface thinking of buttface.)
(Sorry for getting this dirty.)
...and that man is our Prime Minister. You know. The one I can't wait to get RID of.
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on 2006-04-07 11:36 am (UTC)I get it now! I was just laughing over how mangled the Babel Fish was. I'm just amazed a politician could call members of the electorate "balls"! That's fucked up *nother bong hit*
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on 2006-04-07 11:48 am (UTC)no subject
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on 2006-04-10 10:00 am (UTC)The best thing, anyway, is that people are beginning to use Coglione as a compliment now. I do love my world sometimes. :D
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on 2006-04-07 06:27 am (UTC)Buona la risposta, anche se fosse sola una battuta (1) mi ha fatto sorridere e (2) ho sempre molta fiducia nella matematica. :)
Stamattina sono incavolata nera con Pisanu. Quell'uscita sugli attentati sventati se la poteva risparmiare. *sospiro* Già odio prendere la metropolitana di mio, mi ci mancava solo il politico che vuole rastrellare qualche voto in più...
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on 2006-04-07 10:11 am (UTC)Hai letto questo (http://www.repubblica.it/2006/04/sezioni/politica/elezioni-2006-3/serra5aprile/serra5aprile.html)? :D
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