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[kasche]

Thursday is a very very bad day for internet free time - so bad that I've jst got time for this.

(I'm sorry it's in Italian. I am surely going to write an entry on it before the elections anyway - if anything to let out stress. Why can't it be Monday evening already?)

(Molto probabilmente e' solo una barzelletta. Leggetela come una barzelletta. :D)

Berlusconi ha reso pubblica la sua concezione di una buona meta' dell'elettorato, dichiarando: «Ho troppa stima per l'intelligenza degli italiani per credere che ci possono essere in giro tanti coglioni che votano per il proprio disinteresse.»

Mannheimer ha quindi assegnato la vittoria matematica all'Unione, osservando: «I coglioni sono necessariamente il doppio delle teste di cazzo.»

(I added a note to the last post - there's something I had forgot to write and that someone noticed, making me very very happy. :D )

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[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

This is the Babel Fish translation:

"A lot probably e' only one joke. Leggetela like one joke. :D)

Berlusconi has rendered publishes its conception of one good meta' of the electorate, declaring: "I have too much esteem for intelligence of the Italians in order to believe that us they can be in turn many coglioni that vote for just the disinterestedness."

Mannheimer therefore has assigned the Victoria mathematical to the Union, observing: "the coglioni are necessarily the double quantity of the witness of haul."

I, uh, think I got the jist of it.

[kasche.livejournal.com]

(In all likelihood it's just a joke. Read it as if it was a joke. :D)

Berlusconi made know the opinion he holds of a good half of the electorate, declaring: «I think too highly of Italian people's intelligence to believe that there are so many pillocks around who would vote against their own interest.»

Mannheimer therefore assigned a mathematical victory to the Union, observing that: «Pillocks are necessarily twice the number of cockfaces.»


...the joke doesn't make any sense, until you know the our word for pillock (coglioni) literally means "man's balls". Which are necessarily two times their cocks, and their cocks' heads (teste di cazzo). (I tried cockface thinking of buttface.)

(Sorry for getting this dirty.)

...and that man is our Prime Minister. You know. The one I can't wait to get RID of.

[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

Ack! Monkeys!

I get it now! I was just laughing over how mangled the Babel Fish was. I'm just amazed a politician could call members of the electorate "balls"! That's fucked up *nother bong hit*

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Not exactly his smartest moment... but that's pretty much their tone. It's probably very very sad that I wasn't all that surprised. I was more a sad kind of amused.

[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

Well, he won't win again, right? In The Daily Show book America, they do a little feature on Italian politics and say that at some point everyone in Italy will serve as president.

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can't wait for Bruni's turn, then *grins*

[kasche.livejournal.com]

*taps chin* I wonder if I could get away with tax discounts to those who promote the slash cause... but I'd have to be fair, and not include just, you know, the puppies and few other pairings. And giving money to see more Snupin stuff sprouting... ;P

[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

I know. Free gelato for all!

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Hehehe! For that to happen, though, the next goverment should last far less than what I hope/fear (then again, depending on this afternoon's outcome... ;) )

The best thing, anyway, is that people are beginning to use Coglione as a compliment now. I do love my world sometimes. :D