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[kasche]

Once again, I'm resolutely not looking at the tv. (Not that it actually means much. They're not allowed to say anything until 15:00 today. But still.) Sort of trying to forget a world around me even exists, in fact. Minus the 'sort of'. I could start doing memes, like the "Five Weird Things About Me" one. I mean, it's me. It shouldn't be that hard. Then again, mine is more of an all-around batshit-craziness, so pinpointing five single habits...

Well. If we win, I'll probably draw something, like I did last time. I know already what I'd do. If not... You see, mum has bought this jar of Nutella. It was on offer. It weights (weighted) 3 kilograms. Something of a monster, really. I'm still working out whether I should yell at mum or raise her a shrine. Anyway, the point was - in the case we lose, I could work my way steadily to the bottom of the jar, monday/tuesday night. It wouldn't change things a bit, but do we want to talk about the kickass sugar high that would get me into?

Jumping on a completely different train, I found myself thinking of the HP3 movie. (Which I haven't seen ever since that one time at the cinema, so forgive me for any inaccuracies. I was rather sure that word doesn't exist, by the by. But since the spell-checker isn't remarking on it...) In particular, I was remembering the scene where Hermione mocks an howl to get wereRemusThewlis off track, and then PadfootOldman stops him from making a bloody (literally) and meat-ily mess.

I'm fairly certain we could deduce that Remus is at least bisexual from it.

You see, I'm a firm believer of the "Nothing can distract men from sex once they've been promised it" theory. (And he did seem to be attracted by a bitch howling. (Sorry, Hermione.)) (That, or he was thinking something along the lines of "I should eat her even just for trying to mess with me." I think the conclusions still stand, though.)

So, for Sirius to distract Remus...

Yes, I actually think that all those barks, in all likelihood, were just very filthy offers of sexual favors.

Of course I'm off my rocker! Now you figure it out?



And now the my USB-thingie isn't recognized by any of the computers at home. (No, ask me all you want, I do NOT want to format it. I just want the LOADS and LOADS of stuff saved there back, m'kay?)

WHY don't you recognize it, you %$£& piece of %&$/(? *stabbity stabbity*

On the up side, at least, a friend's boyfriend has asked me to put on MCs a couple of cds. Cds of tango music. One should have a video. This does make Bruni happy. (A marked improvement from that one time he asked me to do the same with a Michele Zarrillo cd... You don't want to know. Trust me on this.)

Aaah there were so many fics I hadn't read yet on it! Yes, I'm going to WHINE and WHINE about it. Nothing you can do. ;P

Just seen the video. Oh em gee. Tango is so up up up there on my DO IT OR DIE list. (I do have one. It's mostly mental - in more ways than one - but there you go.)



Whoops, Semagic told me today it's slash_it's birthday. I had, like, completely forgotten about it. I have a half-done sketch of Remus, I could fix it up... but it wouldn't fit with the, you know, theme. *scratches head*

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[gothikmaus.livejournal.com]

Anch'io mi ero totalmente dimenticata del "compleanno" di slash_it! Siamo due mods snaturate. XD

Mmh, magari riesco a finire la ficlet che sto scrivendo, mumble mumble... :P

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Semagic è eccezionale per queste cose XD;