Were you having any doubts still about my sanity? (Really? WHY?)

[kasche]

First of all...

Omg, this is so brilliant I could cry.

I was taking a look around lolpotters - never heard of it until a few days ago, if you'd believe that - and I did find some gems, but at this I just had to stop and stare. (Click on the image to see the whole original entry.) Being as smart as I am not, I kept reading the captions and thinking I'd swear I've heard this already, this rings a bell factory, that's familiar, but I had to check the comments before going all facepalm and of course I recognized them, that was a Scrubs crossover.

Anyway.

Brilliance. Brilliantness. Brillianty.


Also, I am SUCH a teenage boy at heart. I mean - there is this place called "The Wee Shop", that opened recently near my uni, that sells exclusively British food. Well, sweets, really. God, you should have seen what sad picture I ,made the first time I went in there. Even as I had the nagging suspicion that it was all mostly the British equivalent of our, well, junk food. Hardly high cuisine. But still. ANYWAY - I was looking around, and I found one thing I just HAD to buy, because of what it said--

I MEAN, HONESTLY. I did feel like I do when, for whatever reason, I have to write down "cocktail" and then I find myself sniggering, but. I'm pretty sure I snorted aloud the first time I spotted it. (Jojo, this one so makes a pair with the Cock Soup.) I am, like, 150% certain I will find it pretty disgusting - pre-cooked canned food? No, really - but I still bought it, I'm still totally going to try it out, and I'm so keeping the label too. Might even start keeping a diary just to stick it in.

The amount of time I've spent looking at the thing and giggling like a schoolgirl (schoolboy?) is ungodly to say the best.

Honestly, you'd think that's proof enough that you should PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY ALREADY, DAMMIT, HAVEN'T YOU GOT A HEART AT ALL?

Comments

[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

From the Wiki entry : "It is also known as... Spotted Richard."

Will you be serving Spotted Dick in your gay movie theater?

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Okay, and Spotted Richard now's making me think of a spotty teenager.

The desire to actually eat the thing is waning more and more by the minute... ;P

[ourmutualfiend.livejournal.com]

Well considering it's pastry in a can, yeah. That's understandable.