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[kasche]

First of all? 'm not fallen off the face of the earth. I owe a few people a few things - 'few' holding the lightest hue of sarcasm - and they're coming. They actually are. Fancy that. *cough*

Second... well, World Champions. :D I saw the match in a big big screen and almost died at least a thousand of times. All of them dutifully notified to wild_boys - poor woman, if I haven't made her hate her mobile nothing will. ^^; I'd actually planned to post this before the match... I'd also made a stupid five (5) minutes doodle to stamp on the journal. In retrospective, I'm fairly glad I didn't make it in time to post it.

(And? This is the exact occasion when I wish that (a) I didn't live in a hole of a village and (b) the males in my group could take their heads out of their collective arses. Didn't see one of them around. :P)

BUT!

A few days ago, something came to my attention... Totti (poor sod, by the by. If he hadn't got injured that badly, months ago, maybe he'd have played better.) learns English! :D

...it's all too likely that Italians alone will find this truly funny. But, you know. You might appreciate the English!rape side of the matter.



When it wants, it wants
(Quanno ce vò, ce vò)

But make me the pleasure
(Ma famme 'r piacere)

Don't extend yourself
(Nun t'allargà)

The soul of your best dead relatives
(l'anima de li mejo mortacci tua)

These dicks
('sti cazzi)

Which god taxi driver
(che dio t'assista)

How does it throw?
(come te butta?)

By fear!
(da paura)

Please re-take youself
(aripijate)

I don't care of less
(nun me ne può fregà di meno)

We are at horse
(semo a cavallo)

Roman jump in mouth
(saltimbocca alla romana)

Go to die killed
(vammorì ammazzato)

I tell you popely popely
(too dico papale papale)

Are you looking the hair
(stai a guarda er capello)


You're welcome to add to the collection ;)

Comments

[shiinait.livejournal.com]

Non ci posso ancora credere...Ho pianto dalla gioia!!
E ho pianto dalle risate quando ho letto le frasi!
Magnifiche!!

[kasche.livejournal.com]

Ma non sono eccezionali? :D Ci sono morta. :D